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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty




bibliophilicwitch:

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

This post makes me wish I was a duck.



"We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in."

Ernest Hemingway (via henretta84)


mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli



officialfrenchtoast:

This fucked me up

[via] [source]

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA





22 years old.
Long Beach Cali.
Can't really think of anything to write here that'll peak anyone's interest.
Please unicorn, eat tacos with me?





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